Getting Better Faster- MMA Skill Training
November 10, 2009
We have a little bit of a break from the norm today. One of the ways I intend to use this blog site is to improve my ability to coach others. I am fortunate to have stumbled upon this game at the right time and have had the opportunity to train with some really good people.
As a result of this and a bit of hard work I get hang out with my mates and train all day. Coaching has given me a lot so I should probably get really good at it and give something back.
For this brain fart on game development I am going to use jiu jitsu as an example but the principles can be applied to wrestling, mma and Muay Thai.
The Role of the Coach for the Novice
Initially your coach in combat sports is there as a guide. He will help you identify the important positions and what postures to adopt when you are there. You need to know how to react when you find yourself in
- Mount (Top and Bottom)
- Side Control (top and bottom)
- Back mount (top and bottom)
- Knee Ride (top and bottom)
- Guard (top and bottom, standing and on the knees)
- Half Guard (top and bottom)
- Open Guard (top and bottom)
- Turtle position (top and bottom)
The importance of knowing how to posture in all these positions is stated so often that it can sometimes falls on deaf ears but its importance cannot be emphasised enough.
Once you know how to posture you will want to develop techniques to apply from the major positions. Your coach will guide you through the mechanics of individual techniques. A good rule is to develop 2 offensive moves (submissions) and 2 transitions (sweeps, escapes) from each position within reason. Obviously there are not a lot of submission opportunities from under side control.
When you have this down and are effective against resisting opponents you are on your way to having a decent all round game. Additional techniques are added according to your schools syllabus and your own development via seminars videos etc.
Taking Ownership
At the Griphouse Gym we have been encouraging our athletes to take ownership of their skills training. We encourage them to see what other techniques are out there, we are constantly posing and answering questions and tell them to be constantly thinking about techniques and strategies.
Ultimately you are responsible for your development as an athlete, by taking ownership of your skill training you can develop the game you want to have. Do you want an Inverted de la riva guard like Cobrinha?
- In that case buy his tapes,
- watch his fights,
- drill the shit out of his moves,
- work sparring drills starting in the inverted de la riva and work to position,
- Work sparring drills focusing on entries to the inverted delariva
- Spar with guys who like to use standing passes.
- HAVE EXCELLENT BASICS AND POSTURE
It is all too fun to start working on advanced techniques before mastering the basics. For most of us a 4 week period of working of a closed guard with a collar grip would have more carryover into sparring performance than the above outline.
Writing Shit down
This is a big deal and was for a long time It was one of those things I thought I should do but never actually did. It was only when working on writing a syllabus of required techniques for the Griphouse Jits class that I realised I was outlining my own jiu jitsu game to a certain degree.
There are numerous benefits to this. First of all you get to see where you holes are and what needs addressed first.
- For me I realised i didnt have a sound sytem from Turtle bottom other than being mad scrambbley.
- It will also highlight left to right skill discrepencies, I found out that I only had one decent pass that to the right, severely limiting my offense.
- Your game is reinforced. You may know millions of techniques from guard but when you spar with a high level guy your game becomes very basic. Build around the stuff you do really well and develop combinations of attacks and what if scenarios.
I like to list my game plan by the grips I use. From the basic position Closed guard (Bottom) I can move to many different Guards categorized by different grips heres a quick example.
Closed Guard to Sit up Guard (hand on Lat, up on elbow, elbow on back, knee pressure)
- Kimura– Back Sweep—-Kimura or Triangle
- Back sweep —- guillotine
- Back Sweep—– stand up and sprawl—– back take
- Switch when opponent hides arm
- Transition to Lat hook if opponent drives head inside
Lat Hook Guard/Overhook Guard (lat hook or overhook grip knee pressure slight hip escape)
- Triangle series
- Omoplata series
- Transition to sit up guard
- transition to williams guard.
Flow Rolling
This has been a new addition to the gym training. I picked this up from JT Torres video series “how to be a brown belt no gi world champion”. The idea behind this concept is that for a specified amount of time you tell your opponent what to do and what you are doing.
If you are working on passing you might go into a knee slide, then ask you partner to defend with a knee shield, you could then push the knee down and smash with your hip and pass to side.
This is a great way to reinforce your game and put into practice what you have written down.
The easiest way to explain it is with a video and i will get one up as soon as i can.
On Another note
I realise i havent posted anything hurtful, upsetting, scantily clad or funny in about 800 words now so what you think of this.

Going through a vikki Blows phase or Im just lazy
and finally heres an account of a resourceful Inuit ole boy.
One of the cultures you celebrate in Light at the Edge of the World is the Inuit. What do you most admire about them?
Davis: The Inuit didn’t fear the cold; they took advantage of it. During the 1950s the Canadian government forced the Inuit into settlements. A family from Arctic Bay told me this fantastic story of their grandfather who refused to go. The family, fearful for his life, took away all of his tools and all of his implements, thinking that would force him into the settlement. But instead, he just slipped out of an igloo on a cold Arctic night, pulled down his caribou and sealskin trousers, and defecated into his hand. As the feces began to freeze, he shaped it into the form of an implement. And when the blade started to take shape, he put a spray of saliva along the leading edge to sharpen it. That’s when what they call the “shit knife” took form. He used it to butcher a dog. Skinned the dog with it. Improvised a sled with the dog’s rib cage, and then, using the skin, he harnessed up an adjacent living dog. He put the shit knife in his belt and disappeared into the night.
Laterz
Random Friday Musings 6/10/09
November 6, 2009
My favourite part of the blog is back. This is pretty much where I go on an egocentric rant and tell you all about my days and random thoughts. Do not fret however as I will post up blog bird at the end.
1. On Wed I sat down to what i thought would be some relaxing man time. I had just made myself an awesome vension Steak Ciabatta Sandwich, had a nice mug of tea and was watching guys assault easy other on TV.
Then the world got shitty while eating this Gourmet sandwich i managed to break one of my wisdom teeth…. on freaking bread. I then went on to ignore the searing pain in my head, tried to fix it, adopted positions that made it hurt less before finally drowned the fractured tooth in tequilla, It worked well and 24hrs later I have a fixed grill.
2. After getting the tooth fixed i was told to not do any contact stuff for a bit, but we had “wear a singlet night” at wrestling and no way am I missing that. It was ace, there is something liberating about your opponent being able to estimate the exact size and direction of your junk via vaccumformed lycra. I tried to get someone to take a picture but it was felt that the gayness would have destroyed in photographic equipment.
3. New Favourite band Girl Talk
4. Im not one to rip on a paticular form of training like crossfit. If anything gets people moving im for it. My stance on it is its not optimal for athletes looking to develop strength and power and Coach Glassman is a wacky bastard. But having done a lot of crossfit stuff in the past and hanging out with guys who love it, this video is amazing.
“Im like a godddam navy seal, an olympic gold medalist wrapped in a suit of fucking body armour. Im fucking Elite”
Heres another one about squatting
5. The Griphouse Gyms weightlifting program is in full swing and should be producing some good results. Is it optimal for athletic development, nah probably not. Is it better than getting stabbed in the pancreas, takes only 20 mins 3 times a week and the guys will actually do it, hell yeah.
Sometimes being a strength coach isnt about finding the optmium sometimes it is about finding the most practical. Those awesomely programmed and periodised 2 hr workouts werent getting done by guys who worked all day then wanted to do 2-3hrs of skill training. Ill post it up here next time.
6. I like girls i like the idea of guns….this’ll work trust me

And vicki blows too for the hell of it

Losing Fights Blows Goats
November 4, 2009
I have always said that I dont like fighting, I like winning fights. This can be taking a number of ways but what im personally trying to convey with this is how much I frigging hate losing.
Its not just fights. does anyone remember the gym bowling trip where Meat beat me and I threw an otherwordly strop? Or anytime I play Guitar hero with a newbie and they feck it up?
So anyways I just lost a split decision to US fighter Chris David. It was an interesting fight he is a great wrestler and his ground and pound and control against the cage is world class. I did some cool stuff and some retarded shit that im still getting heat for 3 weeks later. All in a good experience although it did take me about 2 weeks of daily carbacide before i started seeing the positives.
Turns out Chris is a super cool guy we hung out for a couple of days after the fight and had some adventures mostly involving alcohol, Scottish Cuisine and a healthy dose of sexual harassment.
The Good
- First up I am like super fit come fight night, i think i really have got a handle on fight conditioning and it seems to me to be a pretty simple equation.Tonnes of sparring + being comfortable in every range + a little turbo hard conditioning= Good to go come fight night.Despite losing, the cardio wasnt an issue.
- Ive gotten pretty good at using the cage to get up to my feet, i think i did it like a million times in that fight…yep definetly close to a million. Problem being that means i got taken down like a million times Baws!
- Managed a few takedowns when i was trying to even things up on the scorecards against a great wrestler, cheers Kieran.
- And from the second round on I defended the takedown pretty well, Just forgot to even attempt defending them in the first. Oh and those big triangle advertising blocks at the bottom of the cage are total c units when defending the takedown.
- Defended the ground pound well and kept moving my hips and standing up a lot.
The Bad
- I forget to throw combinations or work my footwork properly. Relied too much on single shots. Didnt set anything up.
- Takedown defense in the first was attrocious.
- Entire first rd was shit only really started fighting from the 2nd.
- Backed up straight when he was coming forward
- Forgot to dig underhooks on a couple of the stand ups
The Horrendously Ugly
- I fell of his back in the last 90 seconds, scrambled like a mofo to get back up to where i could do stuff and ended up with a Chris David on my back, ultimately losing the fight in the last 90 seconds all because of a white belt mistake.
- Pulled the worlds worst guillotine.
- Pulled the worlds worst lateral drop.
So theres a brief summary of what I did and what I learned. I think the Jiu jitsu might need to go on the backburner for a bit while i get my striking and wrestling up. But as always learn from the mistakes, take heart in the positives and never stop analysing your game.
Oh and cheers to everyone that helped get me ready for the biggest fight of my career.
Congrats to all the guys who competed on Eurofight Extreme. We all had tough international opponents and we showcased Scottish (or in my case Scirish) mma as a force.
In recognition of Rev Doolan’s head kick KO heres some thai girls


Guess who is back….
September 3, 2009
…. well its me innit?
Sorry for the delay but the whole moving house, not having broadband, completing Fallout 3 twice (once as a nice guy and then as a total fucker), Batman Arkham Asylum and general stuff that has to be done to get the powers that be to give me the aforementioned house got in the way of this blog.
I was NOT jacking off while covered in my own faeces while crying and beating my face with a brick as Mainsy has suggested.
There has been some opposition to this wonderful resource of late. Here is what the Reverend Jimmy Turbo Doolan had to say
He accidentally let me into his plan, the messages in his magazine articles are all part of the mad bastards scheme for world domination.
readers of fighters only magazine beware, if for some reason you find yourself standing in front of the bathroom mirror in the dead of night, stretched out foreskin in one hand, kitchen knife in the other, thinking it’s ok I’ll chop it off, post it up to Paul and my place on his space ship leaving earth on judgement day is secure..don’t do it, and stop reading McVeigh’s articles so much
His accusations are just absurd enough to be quite convincing. Worry not for I am not an extraterresterial messiah piloting a noah ark type vessel which can only be powered by foreskins.
In other news im fighting along with all my mates on a mega show at braehead arena. Eurofight Extreme is set to be Glasgows first gigantor show the card is bitching and im glad to be a part of it.
My opponent is dude called Chris David, real dangerous and experienced and freaking mental.
We did a reply video it was entirely to serious and respectful so we went for the opposite end of the spectrum and dabbled with strangeness.
I still have no idea why I was on a giant man’s shoulders, it seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
I am getting a lot of chat from people asking about our program design and stuff and ill start posting some things up and get more video on the site. But for now heres some…..

And because I love you, all of you but you especially…..

I seem to like tattoos at the minute anyhoo see ya tomorrows for some useful stuff BRATTTT!
Random Sunday Musings 19/07/09
July 19, 2009
1. First up huge congrats to all of the guys who competed at the Hostile Territory Fight Night in Alloa. 6-1 is a freaking awesome result and is a testament to the hard training and all the work put in by our athletes.
Oh and your coaches are pretty smart too.
2. I spent most of this week down at Manchester training with Karl Tanswell and his guys. I had a great time and Karl clearly knows way too much stuff about mma.
I think what makes him unique is that he was the ability to create techniques and systems that most people dont consider with regards mma. His stuff really blurs the lines between striking, wrestling and jiu jitsu. I myself have never had a single original idea in my life so I really appreciate getting to workout with guys like this.
I think you will be seeing some hella wondorous stuff from Karls guys in the future.
3. To round out my week of club whoring I headed down to Sor Thanikul to check out a Crezio De Souza Seminar. This almost didnt happen but after numerous texts and threats Martin agreed to take the hit and drive us down. Really enjoyed it. It was great to add some new things to my game but in paticular it was cool to experience crushing violent pressure from top game from the man himself.
I think a lot of us ease off on this while drilling and sparring as we are being nice but balls to that no one likes me at my gym anyway so you fuckers are getting matt smeared by 70kg of fury on Monday.

3. I really hate feet they make very little sense to me.
4. Myself, Jimmy Chang and Excitement Myn Dyn have been experimenting with our pad rounds recently and have been implementing some more mma techniques as opposed to straight boxing and thai. Many of you guys already do this but for me its relatively new.
While using the coach spar mitts your pad holder can call combination’s shots, clinch stuff and at any moment the fucker will shoot on you preferably when your in the middle of a combo. When we did this the result was everyone was knackered, pad holder, pad hitter people watching. Ill post a video up when it starts to look less like a cluster fuck.
5. Its only a few weeks till Glasgows biggest mma production, in Braehead arena. The fight card is bitching, check it out here http://eurofightxtremefc.com/
6. One of the things I am thinking is that maybe the key to being a great mma coach isnt your technical proficiency. I am sure this helps but I think guys like Greg Jackson might be as respected as they are due to their organizational skills and there ability to get their fighters too the people that can improve them. When you are successful you attaract the people with the skills you want to impart.
Theres a confidence built within a fighter when he knows what he is to be doing every week and day up until the fight. The coachs job is to analyse the opponent and ensure the fighter has improved since their last bout in a way that will be of benefit them in the upcoming fight. Simples right.
Admittedly im an organisational mess most of the time but ill work on it.
As a coach you have to be Like a Boss
Although I do advise against chopping your own balls off.
8. She is probably my favourite thus far, peace.

Suicide girls rawk
Random Saturday Musings 11/07/09
July 11, 2009
1. Ive been a busy little book worm this week managed to get through Practical Programming by Mark Rippentoe, Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, Got fight by Forrest Griffin and I have started Pygmy by Chuck Palahniuk. Here is a one sentence review of each.
Practical Programming- was good, i like for the most part.
Outliers- to be successful be smart enough, work really hard, be fortunate and be Chinese. Really interesting study on how the self made man idea is baws
Got Fight- Forrest Griffin has made the book i always wanted to make, he mentions his penis, fighting and Chuck Norris its immense.
Pygmy- murderous foreign midget operative invades America posing as a foreign exchange student, possessing awesome violence skills and an unhealthy obsession with sodomy. Good book.
2. This made me pee my pants, literally i had a momentary loss of self control, it amazing cause Natalie Portman seems so sweet and nice. Who would have thought she was a bad ass.
3. Been training hard this week but I haven’t been eating well or implementing recovery strategies consistently. Result i am a frigging mess, you only realize what things like foam rolling and EQI’s are doing for you when you lay off them for a while.
4. Good luck to all the guys competing today, cant wait to see what Neil does.
Bricks request today
he likes old chicks
Random Friday Musings 3/07/09
July 3, 2009
Its been another good week of training and misadventure.
1. Our guys went 3-0 at the Viper Fight show on Sunday. Wins for Andy “No Fear, War Machine, Shock and Awe, Big Eyeball tattoo on his heid” Hilhouse, Kimbo and Afterburner. Graham “Afterburner” Turner was great in his bout against the very talented Bobby McVitie utilizing a great Stage 2 Ground and pound game for the stoppage.
Being molested by Graham was really helpful in the development of our ground and pound stuff as he did a lot of this stuff naturally, article demonstrating stage 2 to follow on Tuesday (maybe).
2. Ive finished my maximal strength development phase and I am now starting my inseason resistance training. By inseason I mean the resistance training I do in the lead up to a fight. My aims here are to maintainthe strength developed earlier and hopefully transfer that into an improved rate of force development.
I switch from 4 days of weight training to 2 days of weights and utilise the contrast method. This is were you combine a lift with an simalar explosive movement, eg. Bench press to med ball chest pass.
This has worked out well for me and a lot of others in the past and still leaves me able to train at a high intensity during technical training and sparring.
3. On Tuesday I was in Hampden Stadium with several thousand Drunken Glaswegians watching AC DC. Now despite these boys being old as shit and Angus Young looking a bit like Mo Mowlam/Golem we had an awesome night.

Lots of Rock, sweaty middle aged men, people being bald and having long hair at the sametime, 1 pair of boobs on the big screen and a girl peeing in street all made for a pretty special night.
4. On Wednesday we had Rodrigo Medeiros at the gym teaching a class. If I ever come close to his level of coaching ability i will be mad pleased. Everything he covered was high percentage and even the stuff i thought I knew pretty well was given a few tweaks. The guys a pimp.
5. Im off to see Walking with Dinosaurs this weekend, I know… I am 12, dont care its gonna be awesome.

Maeve chose this one as I put up pics of skanks apparently.
Random Saturday Musings 27/06/09
June 27, 2009
1. Well I would like to say I had an excuse for not updating the blog yesterday but the truth is I was having too much fun. You see we managed to get our hands on a rather powerful bow and about 40 arrows.
The music was inspirational.
2. It seems that the more I learn about all the stuff I am into these days the more basic it becomes. With Jiu jitsu I am constantly telling guys to
1. keep their elbows in,
2. move their arses/hips and
3. Don’t get crossfaced.
With regards to strength and conditioning my answer seems to be constantly GET STRONGER in response to most of the questions I get.
“How do I get better at mma/jits/thai?”
Ok your already really good have you thought about GETTING STRONGER?
“How do I get massive guns”
First of all only gay men like giant biceps, and if you GOT STRONGER youd probably get some decent sized pipes out of it. *I go off and lament my puny arm cannons*

“How do I lose weight?”
Eay healthy stuff and GET STRONGER.
“How do I get that hot polish chick who got undressed in the guys changing room last wednesday to notice me?”
I cant believe I missed that, oh and get stronger Polish chicks dig 200kg deadlifts, FACT.
“I want to have more power, you know hit shit harder and double leg people through walls”
Well power is a factor of the amount of load you can move and the time it takes you to do it, so GETTING STRONGER should potentially make you more powerful (i thought bolding GETTING STRONGER would be a cool to make a point but now wordpress is fucking with me and wont let me unbold stuff so here we have it.)
I think it was last week I spoke about the importance of power and the rate of force development. I use this blog to brain fart a lot so I hope it doesn’t sound like a contradiction. To clarify once a certain degree of strength is achieved the rate of force development becomes more important.
Does is really make any difference in mma performance if you increase the weight you can squat from 250kg to 275kg? (cool fixed it).
3. So how strong is strong enough? For some figures i pulled up an old article by Mike Boyle
The following is what constitutes “strong” in some basic exercises for drug-free adult males according to Mike.
Bench press: 1.25 to 1.5 x bodyweight
Clean: 1.25 to 1.5 x bodyweight
Front squat: 1.5 to 1.75 x bodyweight
One-leg squat: 0.5 x bodyweight for 5 reps
Chin-up: 0.5 x bodyweight for a single rep
If you are hitting these sorts of number it might be time to start working on some speed variations, med ball throws and plyometrics.
4. Most people lack the ankle and hip mobility to do bilateral barbell lifts like squats and deadlifts properly. This is really annoying but can be fixed quite quickly with some foam rolling, static stretching and dynamic flexibility drills in most cases.
5. Heres a lady I found kicking about when i was searching for wrestling videos from the bejing olympics.

hot chick with a pole
Im being lazy and not looking for smut I apologise.
More stuff next week if i dont die in some archery inspired madness.
Following up on promises shocker
June 23, 2009
So i mentioned id throw up a video of the cook squat and here it is,
Ok so its the wrong way round and i forgot to open the shutter but you get the idea. This is our level 3 progression. Initially we don’t do the over head reach and focus solely on hip mobility, then we alternate arms over head for level 2 and finally we have what you see above.
And while I Am here, did anyone know Allan Love used to be a pro wrestler called Evan the punisher Lowe.
I am eternally surprised that our gym is busy with this sort of activity occurring daily.
After checking out Transformers in the Imax Tamer demanded a Megan Fox pic today so….

2hrs 30 minutes of shizz getting blown up and Megan Fox running in slo mo, it worked for me.
Random Friday Musings 19/6/09
June 18, 2009
Sorry for not posting last week, but I hope to make it up too you by staying on top of the Making Sense of Ground and Pound Articles. This series is the product of years of jiu jitsu and mma sparring as well as studying the great ground and pound guys in our sport to an almost stalker level. I hope you dig it.
1. The future is here,
I spent most of last weekend watching XARM videos on youtube. I really dont know what to say about it. On one hand I kinda see their pursuit for mainstream acceptance as being simalar to the one undertaken by mma enthusasts a few years back. On the other hand i found it impossible not laugh my ass of and dance around like an excited monkey. THEY FRIGGIN TIE THERE HANDS TOGETHER AND TELL THEM TO GO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER. Jebus I think I killed my spleen laughing.
2. If that hilarity wasnt enough I have found my new favourite website.
The tag line is “Remember that text you shouldnt have sent last night? We do” heres some of my favourites,
- (484): he refuses to go down on me anymore when he’s high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
- (512): If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
- (210): I just want to hang out with her.
(916): You’re a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can’t have sex with my mom? I hate you.
- (216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
(440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
(216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
(440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
3. Well it appears that my inane blogging and cak talking has got me somewhere after all, it looks like im writing for Fighters Only for a few months. Its ubercool and im enjoying it, the next article should get people talking, its on Myths and Misconceptions in MMA Strength and Conditioning. Part of it deals with snorkel and gas mask training.
4. I have noticed a lot of the guys who train jiu jitsu and muay thai at the Griphouse have trouble with achieveing proper squat depth when the start strength and conditioning work with us.

What this usually meant was that I would have to spend a bit of time doing specific foam rolling, working on ankle and hip mobility drills while I got them started on basic split squat variations. This all took up valuable S and C time.
My solution has been to address the squat in our class warm ups. We already do a tonne of lunge variations to address hip mobility but the addition of Gray Cooks “cook squat” has been great for improving the squat technique of our athletes coming to lift weights.
I didnt have time to do a video today so Ill post it up tomorrow.
Conclusion is that if you have problems with a specific movement pattern addressing it for a couple of weeks in your warm ups is a great way to clean things up. We have used a simalar plan to address the single leg deadlift in the past.

Squat girls leg cannons are immense
5. Another new addition to our warm ups has been the hip external rotator stretch.

Playing guard places your hips in an flexed,abducted and externally rotated position. Spending prolonged periods like this can jack your hips up. Jiu jitsu guys tend to have great external rotation but crappy internal rotation.This is something I have seen a lot in our own guys.
This deficiet in internal/external rotation can lead to problems including lower back pain. Hopefully the addition of this new static stretch will help us get to the 40 degrees of internal rotation we are looking for.
5. And finally I am competing again in August, its nice to be busy. Its cool to be fighting in my home town especially when ill be fighting the best guys in Europe. Yes that right, i said guys its an 4 man tournament. Never fought in a tournament and it raises some interesting problems. Should be a good learning experience as well as another opportunity to kick off and not get arrested.
Double hotness today

Later