Things that are awesomeness

January 26, 2010

After last blog where I revealed the earth shattering revelation that getting your head hit was not great for you I think its time for a change in tact. The concussion blog made for quite somber reading and was only brightened up in the end by Maisuimi Max’s arse (bet someone gets my blog googling that).

Several awesome things that have been experienced this week  include:

Ninja Assassin

Holy shitting fuck was I excited about this one, eating an entire pick and mix full of red e numbers probably added to my pant wetting euphoria.

Now I am somewhat prone to exaggeration but this is probably the best film ever. If there are two things I like its ninjas and assassination. If I was too add a third it would be trying to inter space a story between random acts of violence in a film called Ninja Assassin it was funny.

The Goods

I, like everyone who has seen Entourage, wish that Jeremy Piven was my Dad. He plays a a car salesman in a film where Will Ferrell goes parachuting dressed as John Wilks Booth without a parachute but with a handy array of sex toys at his disposal.

In a film riddled with great quotes here some of the keepers,

Don Ready: You give away free hot dogs, you blow up an inflatable gorilla, shit’s gonna go down!

Don Ready: I’m sorry. I apologize. I’m… I’m a Christian man or whatever religion dominates the region I’m selling in, but you have to admit it did sound like she was talking about the big va-jay-jay, right?

Teddy Dang: Ahhhh, it feels like a Smurf jizzed all over my face!

And other wonderfulness like the Hate crime scene and DJ Request.

Probably the best movie in the entire world.

Hadouken!

I am listening to their for the masses album as I am writing this (as a break from the tax return). It was one of those impulse buys I make on iTunes when I randomly buy something to see what the cool kids are listening too. So far so good though.

Turn the lights out and Mic Check are bad ass.

Kobe Beef

I got to experience this in a Glasgow restaurant yesterday and……

Now animal rights campaigners might disagree but I think that a life where you get boozed on Sapporo everyday, receive massages from supposedly superior being and get to think deep thought before being killed and eaten sounds kinda alright to me. I’m looking for a job description like that.

My boy Voltaire dropped this knowledge bomb which I feel is apt

Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.
Voltaire
French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 – 1778)

It is freaking nice though, best steak I have had thus far and I love eating cooked dead animal flesh.

Voltaire

I have been reading a biography on him the dudes a pimp.

“God is always on the side of the big battalions.”
“History is a pack of lies we play on the dead.”
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: ‘O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.’ And God granted it.”
and this one is fun
“A witty saying proves nothing.”
As I have hemorrhaged man points all over the place by reading about a philosopher (admittedly one who gets in fights, gets involved and makes shit get real) ill leave you with some blog chick.


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3 Responses to “Things that are awesomeness”

  1. wallace said

    “was only brightened up in the end by Maisuimi Max’s arse (bet someone gets my blog googling that).”

    i doubt it since you spelt her name wrong 😛

  2. Dobbie said

    ha ha good blog McV,

    😉

  3. juhng said

    put Maisuimi Max’s arse (with spelling mistake) into google. first 2 results are this blog.
    number 3 is max ass porn!

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